Three men are waiting at the pearly gates. when one of them asks the other two how they died. “I came home early from work. When I walked in the door I could smell cigar smoke and my wife was half naked. I knew she was cheating and sure enough […]
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s the fuc difference?’ “Indeed, […]