Three men were killed in a car crash on their way to a conference. They arrived at the pearly gates and Saint Peter met the first man and said, “You lived a good life, were
honest in your dealings, generous to others, I will go get you your reward.” He returned in a few minutes with a drop dead beautiful woman and announced, “This is
your eternal reward.”
Saint Peter then turned to the next man and said, “You were a wicked, cheating, no good man, I’ll be back with your reward.” He returned a few minutes later with a nasty
woman, half her hair missing, only a few rotting teeth, and announced, “This is your eternal reward.”
The final man anxiously looked to Saint Peter who only shook his head at him and said, “I’ll be back.” He returned with an even more beautiful woman than the first! The
man exclaimed, “Wow, was I really that righteous?” Saint Peter then turned to the
woman while pointing to the man and said to her, “And here is your eternal reward.”