A Polish guy is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar:
“Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!” So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit
in the head and knocked out.
When he wakes up, he’s floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel
with an apple in his lap. He looks around, and sees another
guy floating in a barrel about 20 feet away.
“Hey!” he yells. “Do we get dessert
on this cruise?”
And the other guy says, “We
didn’t last year.”