Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician
standing at the top of a slide. The magician said,
“You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink.
When you reach the bottom of the slide,
you shall land in a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, “Beer!” He landed in a glass of beer.
The second man went down yelling, “Lemonade!”
He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third man went down the slide yelling, “Wee!”