A city guy is on vacation touring a farm. The farmer asks if he wants to see a sheep get neutered..
City guys says why not and they walk over to the flock of sheep. Farmer takes two
bricks and holds one beside the male sheep’s balls and WHAM! whacks the bricks
together with the balls between. The sheep runs away screaming.
City guys says, Wow! holy shit! Doesn’t that hurt like hell?!
Farmer says, well no IF you don’t leave your fingers between the bricks.