Two friends lived in a Communist country. The first friend asked, “Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one of them to me?” The second friend replied, “Of course, Comrade!” The first friend was happy with this answer. He then asked, “If you had two cars, would you […]
A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven. The husband goes to his wife and asks her, “Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have […]
A blonde fills a stadium with 90,000 people to prove blondes are smart She fills up the stadium with 90,000 blondes, TV crew, News crews all of the media. She calls up one volunteer from the crowd. The host says: “Lets start with some simple maths questions” Blonde: “Sure” The […]
