Daffy Duck is staying at the Hilton with Daisy Duck, and calls down to the desk. “Can you thend up a cond?” “Why, yes sir! Should we put that on your bill?” “What are you? Thupid? I’d thuffocate!”
A priest is sitting next to a drunk
A priest is sitting next to a drunk on a bus On a bus, a Christian priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper. Suddenly, in a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: “Do you know what arthritis is?” The priest thought of taking […]