A man walks into a bar with a goldfish. “One beer for me and one for my goldfish, please!” he asks the bartender, who serves up the drinks. The man plops the goldfish into one of the pints and it swiftly floats upside down to the top of the glass… […]
A comedian shows up at his gig at an old age home. The director says, “Listen, we’re thrilled that you’re here. It’s very rare that we get entertainment. You see, everyone here has Alzheimer’s.” The comedian says, “Well, that doesn’t sound too good.” “No!” says the director. “They’ll love you. […]
A couple were in a busy shopping center in Dublin just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, Paddy wasn’t back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, […]
A man is preparing to board a train. when he hears that the Pope is also going to be using that mode of transportation because he apparently wanted to try something different. “This is exciting,” the man thinks. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be […]
