A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having s**. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, “Man, oh Man I finally did it! I’m no longer a virgin.” […]
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, […]
A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this […]
A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had s**?” “1956,” was his reply. “No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed. “Major, you […]
After marriage the Groom started opening the Bride’s luggage. She asked,” What are you doing ? These are my personal things. ” Groom said, ” From now onwards nothing is personal. I can search or use every thing you have. ” “Okay”, said the Bride, ” But be careful while […]
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?” The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? […]
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!” The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, […]
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned […]
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get […]
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed […]