After a good while an old beat up truck stops and picks him up and after a couple of minutes of small talk the driver ask the man if he wants some booze. Sure he says and gets handed a bottle. When he tries to drink it the smell of […]
I have a friend that is very overweight, who one day told me how lonely he was, and how he hoped to find a partner one day. He said it was not easy, as being a very large man only an very large woman would settle for him, and they […]
so God created all of the animals to be his companions. “God,” Adam said, “These animals are great and all, but none of them seem like truly great companions for me.” “Well, Adam, I think I know exactly what you need. Tonight, I will create a Woman for you.” “A […]
Deep in the bamboo forest, there lived a tiny fish alone in a pond. Every day he swam around the pond in solitude. His little heart longed for a companion. He gradually became incredibly sad, he stopped eating and he started losing the color in his scales. A fairy, passing […]
So he goes to a brothel and tells the madame that he wants something ‘out of the oridinary’. Madame replies: We’ve a goat. Do you want the goat? The guy says: No, something even more kinky. Madame: We’ve an alien from the planet Mars. Guy: No, even more kinky. Madame: […]