One night, after a romantic meal, I was walking home with my girlfriend, and I decided it would be the right time to propose to her. So I turned to her, looked her in the eye and got down on one knee. But, as I was grabbing the ring, the […]
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are […]
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by the sweetheart’s sister, he went […]
Two day ago, my wife watched a romance movie. That night, we had a romantic dinner. Yesterday, she watched an erotic movie, and last night was fantastic. Today, I’m deleting all the horror movie channels.
I went for a romantic break with the wife She came out of the bathroom and said “take off my dress” As I peeled off her dress, she said “take off my bra” My hands trembled as I unclasped the strap. Then came “take off my knickers” I slowly pulled […]