After making love, a couple lay in bed. She says to him, “And with that, I have had s** with you more than anyone in my life.” He laughs and says, “You announced that last week, but it’s just as funny.” She replies, “And it’s just as true.”
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. ‘Is this your husband?’ he nervously asks. ‘No, silly,’ she replies, snuggling up to him. ‘Your boyfriend, then?’ he continues. ‘No, not at all,’ […]
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, “I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. “ “Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with a […]
John and his wife are living in an apartment complex and they make love pretty regularly. Every night when they do it the wife moans uncontrollably. One day, John’s old neighbor, Peter approaches him. Hey John, uhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but every night when you […]