I just made love to my girlfriend. She asked, “If I get pregnant, what should we name the baby?” I took off my condom, tied a knot, and flushed it down the toilet. “Well” I said, “If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini”.
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town… After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: ‘Go upto the […]
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” “Are you nuts?!” – she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner […]
At the end of a night out on the town, a girl takes a black guy back to her house. They’re kissing and moving towards her bedroom when she looks at him with the most flirtatious eyes she can muster and says: “Is it true what they say about black […]
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on […]