The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car’s gas tank and tires… She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, “Why in the world do they charge […]
My nagging wife
My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. Funeral director, “Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states or $500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem.” Me: “Ship her home.” Funeral director: “But sir, why don’t you bury her here […]
Long time girlfriend
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you […]
The wife enters the apartment
The wife enters the apartment and is greeted on the threshold by her husband: Oh, my beloved 50 kilograms have arrived. You know very well that I weigh 57 kilograms. Well, yes, but I don’t love everything about you…
A couple celebrates their golden anniversary
A couple celebrates their golden anniversary. The wife asks: Tell me, honestly, have you never thought about divorce in all these years? Not about divorce, but a few times about murder.