Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town… After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: ‘Go upto the […]
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” “Are you nuts?!” – she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner […]
At the end of a night out on the town, a girl takes a black guy back to her house. They’re kissing and moving towards her bedroom when she looks at him with the most flirtatious eyes she can muster and says: “Is it true what they say about black […]
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on […]
A kiss for $100 dollars A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up, hoping to speak with him. Seeing that the husband is not home, the friend says […]
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange […]
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed […]
A guy is making out with a girl and things are going well… When he thinks, “hey things are going my way quickly, so screw second base, I’m going for third.” He tries, but the girl backs off, and she says “wow, that’s a little presumptuous don’t you think?” The […]
I picked up a girl in a bar the other night and we went back to her place. We started making out and getting naked. I went down and started munching on that pussy and got a piece of corn in my mouth. .. I didn’t think to much of […]
The boy is at his girlfriend’s house making out with her on the couch… … when they hear her parents coming back home. They quickly sit up straight, fix their hair and pretend to be watching TV. The mom says “I brought some food, are you guys hungry?” They go […]