“An old couple were laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, “If you want to have s**, pull on my dick once. If you don’t want to have s**, pull on my dick one hundred times.”
Long time girlfriend
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you […]