3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they
want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native
americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the
forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first
guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your ass, if you
laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native
americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells
him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see
eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and
peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The
second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back
with a pineapple!”