A Man Goes To The Doctor And Says, “Doctor, Wherever I Touch, It Hurts.”
The Doctor Asks, “What Do You Mean?”
The Man Says, “When I Touch My Shoulder, It Really Hurts. If I Touch My Knee – OUCH!
When I Touch My Forehead, It Really, Really Hurts.”
The Doctor Says, “I Know What’s Wrong With You – You’ve Broken Your Finger!”
Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea.
Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.