Two Boys Were Arguing When 

Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Room.

The Teacher Says, “Why Are You Arguing?”

One Boy Answers, “We Found A Ten Dollor Bill And Decided To Give It To Whoever

Tells The Biggest Lie.”

“You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves,” Said The Teacher, “When I Was Your Age I

Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”

The Boys Gave The Ten Dollars To The Teacher.