My girlfriend told me she wants more romance in our relationship. So, I thought, “Why not spice things up?” Now, whenever we argue, instead of storming out, I just send her an emoji bouquet until she forgives me. So far, I’ve mastered the “I’m sorry” bouquet and the “I won’t […]
My girlfriend told me she wants more romance in our relationship. So, I thought, “Why not spice things up?” Now, whenever we argue, instead of storming out, I just send her an emoji bouquet until she forgives me. So far, I’ve mastered the “I’m sorry” bouquet and the “I won’t […]
A couple decides to have a romantic dinner at home. The husband, trying to impress his wife, decides to cook. As they sit down to eat, the wife takes a bite and winces. “What’s wrong?” asks the husband. “Did I overcook it?” The wife shakes her head, “No, it’s just […]
A couple decides to visit a marriage counselor to iron out their differences. As they’re airing their grievances, they notice a parrot in the corner of the room. Every time the husband speaks, the parrot squawks, “Divorce! Divorce!” Flustered, the wife turns to the counselor and says, “Is that bird […]
