A hysterical pregnant woman stops a police car in the middle of the road.
Woman: My car broke down! I have an appointment and I need to be there fast.
*goes to open the back door.
Police: Step away from the car mam!
Woman: I just told you I have an appointment. I need a ride just now!
Police: We’re not a taxi service mam.
Woman: FINE! Call me a cab.
Police: You’re a cab
Woman: Yes, and I’m in hurry.