A panda walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”
The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”
“So what would you like to eat?”
“I’ll just take the fries.”
The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your
payment be cash or card?”
The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”
After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the
direction of a few men, killing some in the process.
The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”
The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.
The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:
“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold
black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”