A man bought a lie detecting robot

One day, a man bought a lie detecting robot that would slap anyone who lies. He’s sitting in

his living room when his son walks in the front door. The Dad asks, “Where ya been, son?” Son:

“I went to watch the new kung fu panda movie.” SLAP! Dad:”Son, the robot slaps anyone who

lies, now tell me the truth.” Son:”dad, I actually went to watch an R rated film, I’m sorry,”

Dad:”Is this how we raised you, son, watching filth in your age, I have never done anything like

this at your age,” SLAP! Seeing this, the mom walks in and says “ha what did you expect? he’s

your son after all” SLAP!