Bob goes to confession and says, “Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word.” The priest replies, “Tell me about it, my son”. Bob says, “I was on the first tee, and I shanked a shot wide left”. The priest […]
One day, a man bought a lie detecting robot that would slap anyone who lies. He’s sitting in his living room when his son walks in the front door. The Dad asks, “Where ya been, son?” Son: “I went to watch the new kung fu panda movie.” SLAP! Dad:”Son, the […]
