A man pulls off a car lot in a brand spankin new cherry red Corvette. Eager to test the speed of the vehicle he immediately goes pedal to the metal all the way up to the first red light down
the way passing a small moped rider on the way there. As he sits at the red light the moped guy finally pulls up next to him and leans over tapping on his window, he rolls it down, and the
moped rider says “how about a friendly race?” Amused, the Corvette driver accepts and rolls his window back up. The light turns green a few moments later and the corvette is GONE, but
about halfway through to the next light the moped rider zips by. WHAT THE- The Corvette driver is very displeased. The moped rider at the next light taps on his window, only to be
ignored by the now angry Corvette driver. Assuming the moped rider just wants another race, the Corvette driver all too happily obliges. Pedal. To. The. Metal. This time the Corvette driver
hits about 120, no way the stupid little moped catches u- NYOOOOOM Right past him. World’s fastest moped? The Corvette driver arrives SEETHING at the next light. The moped rider
violently knocks on the window. Mr. Corvette is not about to be gloated to. The final race, he’d give it all he’s got. Light turns green, Corvette hits almost 200 and
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Expletives hurled, and things said that would make a sailor blush. As he pulled to the next light, the Corvette driver lowers his window
and utters loudly… HOW!?!?!? The moped rider removes his helmet. Pale as the moon with a nice green tinge, he feebly asks… “Could you please unhook my suspenders from your side
view mirror?”