Einstein has to speak at an important science conference

Einstein has to speak at an important science conference

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:  “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over…

The Pope is SUPER early for his flight

The Pope is SUPER early for his flight

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn’t…

A weeping woman bursts 

A weeping woman bursts 

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office an d declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that…

An elderly couple had been shopping

An elderly couple had been shopping 

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught….

A Woman Shoots Her Husband

A Woman Shoots Her Husband

A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor… A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting…

A man goes to the doctor

A man goes to the doctor

A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife’s hearing. The doctor says, “Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are…

Three friends stranded on a deserted

Three friends stranded on a deserted

Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to…

A snail goes to buy a car

A snail goes to buy a car

A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the…

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised 

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a…

A man takes his sick Chihuahua

A man takes his sick Chihuahua

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes…