Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said, “I don’t think you should take one. They’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10.00 a […]
“A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum!’”
“My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I […]
In the doctor’s office, the nurse asks the man: “How old are you?” “Almost 84. ” “I wouldn’t give you… “But I wouldn’t even dare ask.”
A mailman is making his route. On his last day before retirement, he gets to one of the last houses when the lady of the house answers the door in a slinky negligee and says, “Today is your last day, isn’t it? Come with me; I have a surprise for […]
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup […]
A mailman is making his route. On his last day before retirement, he gets to one of the last houses when the lady of the house answers the door in a slinky negligee and says, “Today is your last day, isn’t it? Come with me; I have a surprise for […]
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.
There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and a smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pilot realized that the engine had exploded so he announced, “Dear passengers, I am afraid that there is a technical problem in […]
Boy and his teacher conversation: Boy: “Can I go to the toilet please?” Teacher: “Say your alphabet.” Boy: “abcd efgh ijkl mnoq rstu vwxy z” Teacher: “You forgot about the p.” Boy: “The p whent down my pants.”
