The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as […]
A blonde was summoned to court to appear
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand “I don’t mind answering the question.” […]
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman […]