Jones came into the office an hour late 

Jones came into the office an hour late 

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him: “What’s the story this time,…

A stingy old lawyer who had 

A stingy old lawyer who had 

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove the saying about money, “you can’t take it with you”, wrong:…

The professor showed a large cage 

The professor showed a large cage 

It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it: The rat was in the middle…

A woman died and found herself standing outside

A woman died and found herself standing outside

A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think…

Little Johnny is sitting in class

Little Johnny is sitting in class

Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the class…

A lady was reading a newspaper while 

A lady was reading a newspaper while 

A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified…

A Young Man Strips Down 

A Young Man Strips Down 

A young man strips down naked at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand naked he notices two very elderly women walking his way. To prevent…

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes…

The teacher asked little Johnny 

The teacher asked little Johnny 

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy. “What…

Little Johnny was playing in his room

Little Johnny was playing in his room

Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a…