An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman […]
The Priest Lights A Fertility Candle For The Married Couple The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs Donovan? And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?” She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.” The Father asked, “And be there any wee little […]
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner: The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead […]
One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes of driving round and round […]
A man goes to prison for robbery. After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “Forty Six!” and the whole cell block erupts in laughter. A few more moments pass and someone else calls […]
A man pulls into a motel late at night He goes to the office and the clerk asks, “what can I do for you?” The man says, “well, I just got married and we’d like a room by the lake.” “Oh, well congratulations,” the clerk said. “I’ll give you a […]
Dear Santa, I’ve been a good mom all year. I’ve fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor’s office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread […]
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up, hoping to speak with him. Seeing that the husband is not home, the friend says he’ll come back later but […]
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff […]
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.” […]
