The guy says Yes I am But if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask […]
My doctor sent me for a prostate exam
My doctor sent me for a prostate exam to the nearest hospital. I went, reluctantly, got called in the office and patiently suffered through the – frankly very personal – examination. When the examining surgeon left, a nurse came in and asked a question that sent shivers down my soul: […]
A young couple in bed
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he […]
Guy was lost in the Sahara Desert
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. […]
Little Johnny asks his dad
One day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So johnny is in the shower with his dad and he looks down and asks what it is.The dad replies it’s a snake. Then he asks if […]
A Mother in Law decides
A Mother in Law decides to test her three Son in laws for their good nature. For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law; jumps in. He saves her.Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: […]
The Vet found that the problem
The lady found out that the Dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, So she took it to the Veterinarian. The Vet found that the problem was Hair in the Dog’s Ears. He cleaned both ears, and the Dog could then hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, […]
A desperate man prays to God
A desperate man prays to God for help but God reveals that He is an Atheist The stunned man struggled to phrase his very confused emotions. “H-How can you be an Atheist? What does that even mean!? You’re right here! You clearly exist!” God looked at him with Sad Eyes […]
Johnny decided to go skiing
Johnny decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Johnny’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could […]
A distraught senior citizen phoned
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence. The senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, […]