The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty housemaid and set a trap for him. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without informing the husband. When they […]
A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s done and you can look after the 3rd.”So the trainer goes to the first customer and says “Can I help you, m’am?” Lady goes […]
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now […]
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3 AM. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over.Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to […]
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days […]
A man goes to prison for robbery. After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “Forty Six!” and the whole cell block erupts in laughter. A few more moments pass and someone else calls […]
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up, hoping to speak with him. Seeing that the husband is not home, the friend says he’ll come back later but […]
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?” “Yes.”“Did you hit her with that golf club?” “Yes. […]
A blonde walked into a doctors office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied, “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not […]
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said “you made my wife leave me.” Grab another one and smashes it and said “you made me […]
