A chemistry professor wanted to teach the 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the […]
A professor are walking through a city park
A grad student, a postZdoc, and a professor are walkingthrough a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a!Genie!comes!out!in!a!puff!of!smoke.!The!Genie!says,!”I!usually!only!grant!three!wishes,!so!I’ll!give!each!of!you!just!one.”!“Me!first!!Me!first!”!says!the!grad!student.!”I!want!to!be!in!the!Bahamas,!driving!a!speedboat!with!a!gorgeous!woman!who!sunbathes!topless.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!“Me!next!!Me!next!”!says!the!postZdoc.!”I!want!to!be!in!Hawaii,!relaxing!on!the!beach!with!a!professional!hula!dancer!on!one!side!and!a!Mai!Tai!on!the!other.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!“You’re!next,”!the!Genie!says!to!the!professor.!The!professor!says,!”I!want!those!guys!back!in!the!lab!after!lunch.”
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman […]