The pope is on a tour of the United States The tour follows a simple routine: he shows up in a city, addresses an adoring multitude, and then hits the road for the next city. After just a few stops it starts to get pretty monotonous. After all, one adoring […]
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?” […]
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while […]
A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?” “Maybe,” says the wizard, “Can remember the exact words of the curse?” The man replies, “I pronounce you man and wife.”
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.The cowboy says,” let’s go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers.” The retard says ,” OK “.When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses.He stops and looks […]
My housemate is a huge Richmond Tigers fan. Now the Richmond Football Club in Melbourne hadn’t been in the grand final since 1982 (way before she was born) so this was a big deal for her. Unfortunately, she hadn’t expected them to make it to the grand finals (after all, […]
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the man. The owner says “Well the parrot knows how […]
This Blonde lady is driving a convertible aggressively and cuts off big truck.Blonde The trucker flashes his lights until she pulls over. The trucker walks up and says lady are you crazy you almost killed me! He draws a circle in the dirt and tells her to stand inside the […]
The Las Vegas casino was virtually deserted and two male dealers at the craps table were idling away their time in the hope that business might soon improve. Suddenly a stunningly attractive, buxom woman appeared and said she wanted to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. “Certainly […]
Jonathan splurged out by buying a new eco-friendly shampoo without any harmful chemicals. After trying it out for the first time, he fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer in New Jersey. Several weeks later when Jonathan came home from work, a large carton was standing in […]
