Grandma is eighty eight and drives her own car… She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling […]
I went to a new family doctor today. The waiting room was spacious, new renovation, nice and beautiful nurses. And it got a sign: “We respect our patients’ privacy, we will not call you by name”. Quite good eh, I thought. Completed the registration, I sat down in the waiting […]
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a […]
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks… First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising […]
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?” “Yes.”“Did you hit her with that golf club?” “Yes. […]
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains […]
A skilled nurse died and arrived before St. Peter, who explained, “We have this little policy of allowing you to choose whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hell.”“How do I know which to choose?” She asked.“That’s easy,” said St. Peter. “you have to spend a day […]
A blonde was headed to Detroit.She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused.The flight attendent was persistant, […]
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn’t any in the house.” He says, “I’ll go get some .” She says, “Vanilla with chocolate sauce, with whipped cream on top and a cherry.” She adds, “Please […]
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks.The guy says “no, let me see the next room.” In […]
