The elephant complained

The elephant complained

God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE…

The son asks his father

The son asks his father

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,…

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would…

 Man and a woman decided 

 Man and a woman decided 

A man and a woman decided to travel to a deserted mountain road to make love. They park the car on a sloping shoulder off the road,…

A woman receives a call from the police

A woman receives a call from the police

One night, a woman receives a call from the police. They tell her that her husband was murdered, and she should come to the crime scene as…

Work so hard to make honey

Work so hard to make honey

A bird asked a bee, “you work so hard to make honey but people steal it all. Don’t you feel sad?” The bee replied, “No! they might…

Twin sisters just turning one hundred years

Twin sisters just turning one hundred years

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a Nursing Home and the editor of the local paper, told a photographer to get…

Fly sitting on a lawnmower handle

Fly sitting on a lawnmower handle

Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house,…

Maria A Devout Catholic

Maria A Devout Catholic

Maria, A Devout Catholic, Got Married And Had 15 Children. After Her First Husband Died, She Remarried And Had 15 More Children. A Few Weeks After Her…

Jones came into the office an hour late 

Jones came into the office an hour late 

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him: “What’s the story this time,…