A blonde wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my […]
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?” “Oh, it was […]
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u […]
The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when […]
Redneck Ray Is Sitting At The Bar Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the big man proudly. Ray sighs, gets up and brushes the dust off his clothes, sits down […]
A sunday school teacher was telling his students the story of Zakias Climbing the the sycomore tree. In telling the story he forgot the name of the tree that Zakias climbed to see Jesus so he decided to go with mango tree hoping that the school children would not notice […]
A Chinese couple gave birth to a black baby (lol). They were curious as to why they had a black baby. The wife came up with an explanation, “You is hot, me is hot, sex was hot so baby is burnt!” The husband agreed but decided to name the kid […]
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her […]
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman […]
A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes. The stoner says, “ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint.” And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. “For my second wish, I want a […]
