The elderly Irishman slowly limped up to the bar and ordered an Irish Whisky. He sat down at the bar and saw Jesus sitting alone down at the end.
He asked the bartender, “Is that Christ down there?”
The bartender said yes so the Irishman saaid, “Well get him your finest Irish Whisky on me”.
Next a hunchbacked Italian man came in and ambled his way to the bar where he ordered a Chianti. He saw Jesus and asked the bartender, “Is that the Lord down there?”
The bartender said yes so the Italian man said, “Then send him a Chianti on me.”
A redneck sauntered in and sat down. He ordered a Busch and sawJesus. “Holy shit! Is that Jesus?”
The bartender said yes so the redneck said, “Well get him a nice cold beer on me.”
Jesus finished his drinks and walked over the Irishman. He touched the Irishman’s legs and says
“For your kindness you are healed.” The Irishman hopped up and danced a jig out the door.
Next he placed his hand on the Italian’s back and said, “for your kindness you’re healed.” The
Italian’s back straightened up and he stood tall for the first time in his life. He then walked out of the bar proudly.
Jesus approached the redneck but before he could touch him the redneck held his hands up and said, “Don’t touch me, I’m on disability!”