Lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town

Lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered…

Johnny brought home

Johnny brought home

Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son…

Women Received A Friend Request

Women Received A Friend Request

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted…

Johnny was sitting on a park 

Johnny was sitting on a park 

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him…

The elephant complained

The elephant complained

God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE…

The son asks his father

The son asks his father

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,…

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would…

 Man and a woman decided 

 Man and a woman decided 

A man and a woman decided to travel to a deserted mountain road to make love. They park the car on a sloping shoulder off the road,…

A woman receives a call from the police

A woman receives a call from the police

One night, a woman receives a call from the police. They tell her that her husband was murdered, and she should come to the crime scene as…

Man accidentally crashed his car 

Man accidentally crashed his car 

An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says…