A Best Man at a wedding notices that the groom is incredibly happy. “I know that you are happy for your wedding day, but you seem incredibly ecstatic. Why?” “My bride just snuck into my room while I was getting into my tux, and she gave me the most incredible […]
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. There is an obvious attraction between them and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place and, as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small […]
The man asks the bartender why is there a caged monkey. The bartender says ” instead of telling you, I’ll show you.” He lets the monkey out of its cage and clubs the monkey on the head with a baseball bat. The monkey proceeds to pull down the bartender’s pants […]
A recently divorced man sits down at a bar. He glumly orders a drink, and notices a woman sitting at the end of the bar. The man figures he’s divorced now, might as well get back into the game, so he walks over and starts chatting. “What’s a beautiful woman […]
There was a big chess tournament at a hotel with a big atrium . Many of the players were gathered in the atrium before the matches began. There was a lot of trash talking among the players, each trying to top the other with there accomplishments within the game and […]
Two sailors make port at a small South Sea island. They leave the boat and rush to the nearest bar, a real rundown stereotypical south sea island bar straight out of Donovan’s Island, palm tree roof, rattan ceiling fans, beautiful native women in floral dresses, french colonial policeman by the […]
The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars. “We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really screwed Up. Those Inglorious Basterds all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The […]
A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, “Book.” The librarian says, “You want a book?” “Book.” “Any book?” “Book.” So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, “Book-book”. The librarian says, […]
A man pulls off a car lot in a brand spankin new cherry red Corvette. Eager to test the speed of the vehicle he immediately goes pedal to the metal all the way up to the first red light down the way passing a small moped rider on the way […]
An old religious woman goes to a pet store to buy a parrot. Everything is fine until she brings it home. It begins to swear uncontrollably. F this, F that, F you and finally the lady can stand it no more. She grabs the bird, shoves it in the freezer, […]
