The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
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“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.
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“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man.
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“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer,
„who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”
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The man sighs, “my wife.”