Three thieves are caught

Three thieves are caught Three thieves are caught stealing fruits from the king’s garden.

The king asks the first thief: “What have you stolen?”

“I have stolen 10 grapes, your majesty”

“Your punishment is to have grapes shoved up your ass”

And so, the guards bent over the thief and shoved 10 grapes up his ass. The thief was crying in pain and begging them to stop

Next, the king asks the second thief: “What have you stolen?”

“I have stolen 10 apples, your majesty”

“Your punishment is to have apples shoved up your ass”

And so, the guards bent over the thief and shoved 10 apples up his ass. The thief was crying in laughter and begging them to finish as fast as possible

The king asks the second thief: “Why are you laughing? Aren’t you in pain?”

“Yes, Your Majesty, I am in pain, but the third thief stole watermelons”