Three thieves are caught Three thieves are caught stealing fruits from the king’s garden. The king asks the first thief: “What have you stolen?” “I have stolen 10 grapes, your majesty” “Your punishment is to have grapes shoved up your ass” And so, the guards bent over the thief and […]
Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit while a stewardess enters. She asks if they want coffee or tea, but both pilots ignore her. She then asks “what’s the difference between a cockpit and a con?” The captain looks over his shoulder, not saying anything. She continues: “A cockpit contains […]
Two chemist walk into a bar and, sniggering, the first orders a glass of “H2O”, and the second chemist, just as pretentious but even less original, says he wants a glass of “H2O too”. The bartender, sick of their shit, points out that, as with every other time they’ve been […]
