Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,“Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.”His wife was hurt but said,“Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you.”They embraced and […]
An old couple died in a car crash and go to heaven.They had been in good health their entire lives due to the wife’s interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and took them to their mansion. As they looked everything […]
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: […]
A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parent’s room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. “DAD!” he shouted.“What are you […]
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached Pastor Little Johnny with an unusual offer:“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honour and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if […]
