A Guy And His Date Are Parked Out In The Country Away From Town, When They Start Kissing And Fondling Each Other. Just Then, The Girl Stops And Sits Up. “What’s The Matter?” Asks The Guy. She Replies, “I Really Should Have Mentioned This Earlier, But I’m Actually A Prostitute, […]
A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. “Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad” gushed son number one, a surgeon, “Sorry, I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, […]
An elderly man was trying to figure out what to buy his wife for Christmas. Knowing they already had everything they needed he decided to give his wife a Tombstone. She opened the present and thought. “OOOOKKKAYYYYY.. Sure, Thank you” She thought the gesture was nice and a little weird […]
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re not just animals, buster!” says the parrot. “I’m not talking to you,” replied the bartender, “I’m talking to the guy.” […]
