Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom. “No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.” “It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. […]
One day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So johnny is in the shower with his dad and he looks down and asks what it is.The dad replies it’s a snake. Then he asks if […]
A Mother in Law decides to test her three Son in laws for their good nature. For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law; jumps in. He saves her.Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: […]
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many […]
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks,“Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”The next calf comes up […]
The lady found out that the Dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, So she took it to the Veterinarian. The Vet found that the problem was Hair in the Dog’s Ears. He cleaned both ears, and the Dog could then hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, […]
Teacher: Who Was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar Was Ga*. Teacher:- What, Are You Mad ? Why Did You Say That? Boy:- We Have Heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
Dave and Mike are golfing While the men are playing, a funeral procession begins to pass. Dave continues to play while Mike stop and removes his cap. “What is wrong with you, don’t you have any respect?” says Dave to Mike. Mike then says, “We’ll I suppose I should probably […]
A desperate man prays to God for help but God reveals that He is an Atheist The stunned man struggled to phrase his very confused emotions. “H-How can you be an Atheist? What does that even mean!? You’re right here! You clearly exist!” God looked at him with Sad Eyes […]
