Dave and Mike are golfing While the men are playing, a funeral procession begins to pass. Dave continues to play while Mike stop and removes his cap. “What is wrong with you, don’t you have any respect?” says Dave to Mike. Mike then says, “We’ll I suppose I should probably […]
A Cambridge graduate and an Oxford graduate
After they’ve been talking for a while, the Cambridge graduate says to the Oxford graduate, “You know, I can tell you’re an Oxford graduate by your charm, your intellect, your sophistication, and your worldly wisdom.” The Oxford graduate smiles and responds, “Thank you. You know, I can similarly tell that […]