I was doing tourist stuff in New Orleans one summer and had gone down to the waterfront. I was sitting on a bench looking out at the water when a guy came up to me and offered me a bet. He said, “I bet you $5 I can tell you […]
So this blonde goes to the Doctor for a checkup so doc starts asking her: Age? She starts counting using her fingers, says 22 ! Height? She sees a measuring type of about 5 meters, takes it barely gets to measuring and says 1.75 Then the Doc says, ok could […]
A man pulls into a motel late at night He goes to the office and the clerk asks, “what can I do for you?” The man says, “well, I just got married and we’d like a room by the lake.” “Oh, well congratulations,” the clerk said. “I’ll give you a […]