A sunday school teacher was telling his students the story of Zakias Climbing the the sycomore tree. In telling the story he forgot the name of the tree that Zakias climbed to see Jesus so he decided to go with mango tree hoping that the school children would not notice […]
A Chinese couple gave birth to a black baby (lol). They were curious as to why they had a black baby. The wife came up with an explanation, “You is hot, me is hot, sex was hot so baby is burnt!” The husband agreed but decided to name the kid […]
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman “Please go!” The woman, who was newly married, lived with her mother-in-law When her mother-in-law heard her refusing alms to […]
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her […]
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman […]
A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes. The stoner says, “ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint.” And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. “For my second wish, I want a […]
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?”, inquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, […]
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?” And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”
A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender, “What’s with the meat?” The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks […]
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does […]
