An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman ordered pints of ale at the local pub. As fate would have it, each of their drinks had a fly swimming in it. The Englishman called the tavernkeeper over and said, “There’s a fly in my ale! Throw this out and me another.” […]
A group of students
A group of students were discussing which of their specialities was of the most practical use. A fellow student appeared at the table with a large pink gin. The chemist proceeded to explain why it was pink in color. The physicist measured the specific gravity. The mathematician calculated the cost […]