A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached a tunnel, the conductor hurriedly walked through the coaches warning passengers, “Tunnel ahead. Look out!” The blonde quickly stuck her head out the window, […]
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops. “Yes,” says the blonde. “Are their lights […]
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.” “Then I shall fly on,” answered the student with a smile. The teacher was […]
