Two buds sitting at the bar; the first looks at his watch and says “SHIT! She is going to read me the riot act for getting home this late, and half in the bag to bott.” The other guy says “Dude; you’re doing it all wrong. When I get home […]
A guy is at the pub drinking. At the end of the night he decides to go home but when he tries to get off the stool he falls and faceplants on the floor. He tries to pull himself up but just can’t. “Geez I haven’t been this drunk in […]