A man walks into a diner. He sits down at the counter, orders a cup of coffee, and starts looking at the menu. He sees broccoli and cheese soup and asks the waitress if it’s any good. She says sure, she likes it, and mentions that the customer 2 seats […]
There was an older couple whose love life was quite stagnant. Their bedroom routine now consisted of reading books silently to themselves before turning out the lights to sleep with a pillow between them. One night, the husband began playing with his wife below the covers, and she felt the […]
John falls asleep next to his wife, in bed. After some time, he sees st. Peter. John: “am I dreaming?” St. Peter: “no John, you’ve passed away in your sleep… unfortunately, we’re not ready for you yet. We’ll need to send you back, but unfortunately, we can only send you […]
Two friends Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they run into a group of blood thirsty cannibals.They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing […]
A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods, and just as the bear is about to catch the rabbit, the rabbit runs head first into a magic lamp. A genie comes out of the lamp and says that it will grant each animal threw wishes. The bear goes first […]
An aeroplane crashed on a small uninhabited island. John and Jack are the sole survivors of the crash. They briefly mourned the passing of other travelers on the plane, then start to explore the island for means of survival. To their horror, the island is not actually uninhabited: there lived […]
A ministers wife came home from a shopping trip. The minister noticed that she had a very expensive-looking dress in her shopping bag. “How much did that dress cost?” asked the minister. “Oh, about 300 dollars.” “THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! You know we’re on a budget.” “I know,” said the wife. […]
The preschool teacher says, “We’re going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?” Mary raises her hand and exclaims, “Me me me!”The teacher says, “Go ahead, what’s the sentence? Mary replies, “The sky is definitely blue.”“That’s good, Mary,” says the teacher, “but the sky […]
Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but […]
A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He replied, “That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along.” So she consented and they were married, and they went […]
